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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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