Today's quotes [1.11.14]
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One."
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