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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


2. 




"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

3. 




Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


4. 




During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

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