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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
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