Today's poems [1.31.14]
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In the begging there were two leaves
one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's
then one day those leaves blew away
then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway
then in amazement as he stood there
he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair
then to Eve's wondering eyes
Adam's thing started to rise
so they went at it and at it for days on end
its amazing how many ways people can bend
Sent by Bubba
There was a young lady called Dawn
Who wished she had never been born.
She wouldn't have been
If her father had seen
That the end of his rubber was torn.
Sent by Charles
There once was a pious young priest
Who lived almost wholly on yest
"For", he said, "It's plain,
We must all rise again,
And I want to get started at least"
There was a young lady called Valerie
Who started to count every calory
Said her boss in disgust:
"If you lose half your bust
You'll be worth only half of your salary!"
THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK"
THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK
HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS
BECAUSE OF A DRESS
AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.
Sent by Matthew
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