Today's poems [1.3.14]
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A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
Told her Auntie Louise
That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!
There was a young man of Manhasset
Whose life seemed excessively placid.
One day, just for fun,
He raped an old nun,
And filled up her crevice with acid.
A girl attending Bryn Mawr
Committed a dreadful faux pas.
She loosened a stay
In her decollete,
Exposing her je-ne-sais-quoi
There was a young fellow named Bream
Who never had dreamt a wet dream,
For when lacking a whore
He'd just bore out the core
Of an apple an fuck it through cream.
A prim young fellatrix named Prue
Said, "There's one thing a nice girl won't do.
You may not touch my rear end,
But if my up-here end
Appeals, there's a hole in that too."
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