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One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
to put up with."
A few years ago my wife started to wear tight jeans.
I went out and bought a convertible.
Then she bleached her hair.
I took a lot of multiple vitamin shots.
Just a few months ago, she had a face lift and a "tummy tuck."
I got an implant.
And that's the way its been for the two of us:
side by side -- growing young together.
I prefer to shop at a convenience store than a supermarket. The
super market is a huge commitment. Where a convenience store
is like a one night stand. Play it safe though, if you take
the condom wrapper off those sandwiches at the convenience
store you will pay a price.
Sent by Jeff
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