Today's stories [9.1.13]
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Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.
The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my
husband) for some assistance. Mike said, "why not use the
yardstick over there?" The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,
said, "I can't use that. The wall is longer than the yardstick."
Michele's son was attending the Cub Scout meeting. One of
the other parents there asked what was going to happen
Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not.
The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to
see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."
Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and
CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it
"Met Joe Black."
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