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"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

2. 




"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

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"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take 
them off." 

- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air 
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." 

                                            - Lily Tomlin

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