Today's quotes [9.6.13]
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If God didn't want man to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so
much like a TACO!
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.
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