Today's quotes [9.5.13]
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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