Today's quotes [9.30.13]
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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