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"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have 
the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, 
when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an 
imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."

                                                        - Bill Maher

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"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam 
Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam 
said, 'It's not so bad.'"

                                        - Conan O'Brien 

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"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 
president."

                                                    - Jay Leno

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,


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Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf


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