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"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

                                                    --Jay Leno


"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing 
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

                                                     - Jay Leno


"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass 
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. 
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

                                                 - Jon Stewart


"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that 
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have 
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? 
We can't even get this in Florida."

                                             - Jay Leno


"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."

                                                   - Jay Leno


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