Today's quotes [9.27.13]
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."
One should love animals
They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of
the American voters to become president, either."
- David Letterman
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