Today's quotes [9.26.13]
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
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