Today's quotes [9.25.13]
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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
- Gloria Steinem
I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.
- Steven Wright
"If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it
- Paul Bartunek
Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet.
- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)
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