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Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.
- William E. Geist, The New York Times
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values
"I think - therefore I'm single."
- Lizz Winstead
You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.
- Martin Mull
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