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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 
commerce.

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger

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There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.

                                        - Uncle Duke Doonesbury

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"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing 
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly 
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or 
repair

                                     - Douglas Adams

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