Today's quotes [9.23.13]
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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate
- J. Edgar Hoover
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.
- Uncle Duke Doonesbury
"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."
- Ray Bradbury
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or
- Douglas Adams
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