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Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.

- Frederick William Kantor


Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck


My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.


"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." 

                                      - Gilda Radner


"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr


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