Today's quotes [9.22.13]
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Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.
- Frederick William Kantor
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't
watch it, and so slowly if we do.
- John Steinbeck
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look
- Hedy Lamarr
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