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Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.


Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers


The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends 
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business 
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is 
actually going on. 

- Thomas Alva Edison


I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton


I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's 
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know 

                                  - Wendy Liebman


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