Today's quotes [9.21.13]
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Early to bed, early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.
Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen from Without Feathers
The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is
actually going on.
- Thomas Alva Edison
I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to
an amusement park.
- Dolly Parton
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know
- Wendy Liebman
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