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Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. 

    - Edward Abbey 


"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne


When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 


When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
   woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
   Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
   -- Quentin Crisp


Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 


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