Today's quotes [9.19.13]
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Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems
to be missing."
- William J. Broad
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
- Rhonda Hansome
Quick - Cheap - Good
- Dennis Robertus
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