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When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey


When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

                                       - Mae West


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

                                   - Albert Einstein


Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields


New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can 
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? 

                                         - Edward Abbey


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