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I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

                                      - Steven Wright


If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.


Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey


Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey


"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)


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