Today's quotes [9.16.13]
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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners
- Edward Abbey
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without
proving that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai Stevenson
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
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