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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx


We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners 
around here. 

                                        - Edward Abbey


The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson


"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational 
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the 
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." 

- Scott Adams


"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers. 
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"

                                        - Mary Tyler Moore


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