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America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service
When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft.
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S.
wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true
nobility is in being superior to you previous self.
- Samuel Johnson
"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
- Jim Lockwood
T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.
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