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America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service

1. 




When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft. 
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S. 
wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.


- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984

2. 




There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

3. 




"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is 
surprised?" 

- Jim Lockwood

4. 




T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

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