Today's quotes [9.14.13]
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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell."
- S. J. Gould
You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light.
- Edward Abbey
"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed."
"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an
increase in the chance of hitting a goat."
- Ken Olum, 1996
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one
book, what would it be?
I always say How to Build a Boat
- Steven Wright
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