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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould


You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey


"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed." 


"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996


A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright


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