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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been 
from you. " 

                                        - Ashleigh Brilliant


"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West


If the end does not justify the means - what can? 

                                           - Edward Abbey


The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second 
day you're off it. 

                                           - Jackie Gleason


This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show


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