Today's quotes [9.12.13]
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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
If the end does not justify the means - what can?
- Edward Abbey
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote
- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show
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