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Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.

                               Woody Allen in Getting Even


You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 


Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.


"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." 

- Albert Einstein


"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no 
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." 

- The Mahabharata


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