Today's quotes [9.1.13]
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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...
- John Mendosa
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
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