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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The
doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?" 

"Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's
three times three?" 

"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did
you get that?"

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

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What did God say after creating man? 

     "I can do better" 

2. 




What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.....

Sent by deadcatz

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A Frosted Flake. 


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Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I 
didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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