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What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? 

    A pizza can feed a family of four. 

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A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in 
his class. He wrote on his paper,
"The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called 
polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"

2. 




What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? 

     A baby with a razor blade. 

3. 




I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."

He said, "Don't answer it!" 

4. 




With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.
But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. 
The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the\
madder the father got. 
One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff. 
The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall. 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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