Today's quotes [8.9.13]
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I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
Virtue is its own punishment.
Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
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