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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece


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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

                       - Jerry Seinfeld

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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire

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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
 How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
 wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
                        -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle


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