Today's quotes [8.7.13]
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
...'" -- Isaac Asimov
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing;
feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
neuropsychology intro course
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison
"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general.
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter,
and became Picasso."
Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
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