Today's quotes [8.6.13]
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts. And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- von Braun
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