Today's quotes [8.5.13]
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"What are you clearing your throat for?"
-- tanya, Alasdair
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:
"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
Industrious people create industry.
Lazy people create civilization.
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