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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."


"User error. Replace user and press any key to continue."
                        -- Unknown


An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.


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