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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.
-- Anon --
"Always do one thing less than you think you can do."
- Bernard Baruch
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