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Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.


George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had


A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."


Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 


"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
                        -- Tim Marks


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