Today's quotes [8.29.13]
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.
"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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