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"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
 I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
 eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
                        -- Dilbert


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"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs


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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

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