Today's quotes [8.27.13]
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"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
Using me for my mind really bothered me."
-- Carl Jacobs
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the situation.
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet
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