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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.


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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.

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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.


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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.


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