Today's quotes [8.26.13]
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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
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