Today's quotes [8.25.13]
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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
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