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"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York 
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"

                                            - Richard Jeni

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Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.


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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben


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There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
               "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all   
               other precepts depend.                                      

                                                       Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)

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