Today's quotes [8.22.13]
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"Well bugger me."
-- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford
Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans
do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what
Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much.
- G.K. Chesterton
Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.
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