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"Well bugger me."
"With pleasure."
                        -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford


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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)



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When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 

3. 




Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton

4. 




Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.

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