Today's quotes [8.21.13]
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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
"The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
"The early worm was caught by the bird"
* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large
nations." -- David Friedman
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