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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.


People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"


* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.


"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman


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