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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts


2. 




"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
 stuff."
                        -- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
                           lab (he's now joined the choir =))


3. 




"By ten I was so wasted I had been officially downgraded to a lower rung
 on the evolutionary ladder. Some guy in a suit came up, listened to my
 attempts to string words together, revoked my rights as Homo Sapiens
 on the spot and reclassified me as some kind of plant life. I had to
 fill in all kinds of forms and shit. It was very embarrassing."

-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Spares"


4. 




Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

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