Today's quotes [8.2.13]
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
The internet is a great way to get on the net
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."
Fart loud if you love Jesus!
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
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