Today's quotes [8.19.13]
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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop.
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
-- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).
If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."
"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
-- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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